versvcx:

fuck you but fuck me first

  • Step 1: put the knife right in
  • Step 2: take the knife on out
  • Step 3: put the knife back in
  • Step 4: and twist it all about
  • Step 5: do the hokey pokey and he's probably dead.
  • spookyphernelia:

    if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.

    if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.

    if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.